Do you think my Jewelry made from bowling balls is cool?

Do you know people who might think my jewelry made from bowling balls is cool?

Do you have a web site or a blog or something online where you can put a link to my site?

I'll give you some simple code which you can put on your web site. Visitors to your site will click it, go to my site, and if they buy jewelry made from bowling balls, you get paid a commission. Get the picture? ;-)

There are several benefits to becoming an affiliate of Matt Cole Jewelry made from Recycled Bowling Balls!

1. That warm fuzzy feeling you'll get when you know you're helping others buy jewelry made from recycled/reused bowling balls.
2. A little spending money to take to the lanes to pay for your bowling, or pizza, or video games.
3. You can do it while you are sleeping.
4. If you have kids, they will think you're cool. If you don't have kids, your friends will think you're cool.
5. Associate yourself with something most people think is cool, therefore you become cool too (sortof like #4).
6. It's really easy.
7. You'll have your own secure control panel to see who bought what, and how much commission you've accumulated.
8. I can pay you through you paypal account - super easy.
9. It will take you about 2 minutes to set up.

I can pay 10% commission on every sale you refer, and I'll even get you off to a great start by throwing 10 bucks in your affiliate account as soon as you sign up!

I really think you should do this!  OMG what a great idea!!!  Seriously, everyone thinks making jewelry from bowling balls is a cool idea.  There's no reason for you to put off creating an affiliate account and putting these ads on your site someplace.  Better yet, write a short story about it, or devote an entire page to your site about it!

So, sign up now!